The Red Chair :: Old Randomer

The Red Chair

By: Goo
5/6/05

So, I’m sitting at my grandparent’s house, sitting in an enormous, super plush, red leather chair. This chair must be about twice the size it needs to be, it must way a whole freaking ton, because the thing is huge and of such super supreme quality, this has to be one of the finest chairs ever.

Whenever I come here, I just love to sit in this chair. It is so comfortable, I could almost sleep in it, except it can get kinda sticky if you sit in one place for a while. It is so big and soft, you can just shrink into it and relax. It also has this delightful stool, same make as the chair, huge and super plush.

I think some of my internet correspondents from Kent would refer to this chair as “lush.” (England) (They mountainboard... therefore they rock.) (They also like hardcore music... double the rock factor.) I think that is a very sweet term, much better than sweet. It means the same thing as sweet, when sweet is used in the context of: “That is a sweet mountainboard.” At least, that’s how it seems to be used. Stinking English English, you can never figure out what those Englander’s are saying. I’ve heard it use to describe a run as “lush,” so I’m guessing it means the same thing.

This has to be the coolest spot to write or read ever. I have never read here, but I know a good reading spot when I see one. It also has a window to its back, so that would make it even better for reading.

I almost hope this chair gets warn out, so much so that they end up giving it away. Because, I might be able to get it then. This thing would be the best chair ever to play xbox in. If it wasn’t my grandpa’s, I’d swing my legs over the arm of the chair and use the other arm of the chair for a back rest (sitting across the chair, you see.) The arms are about seven arm width’s wide. I guess that depends on the width of your arm, but they are pretty big. They are wider than the average pillow is tall (the short way) and longer than the average pillow is long. They are approximately four length’s of my hand long, but that’s just my hand and that’s just a rough guestimate. (For your information, that is a word.) But, as it is, the foot stool should suffice.

5/9/05
Now that I think about it, I have read in that chair before. It ruled.

5/7/07 I just realized that in the first paragraph I used the wrong form of weigh. Actually, I found several mistakes in there. That's embarrassing... I hope I've improved over the past 2 years.