Poserhawks; an informative lecture by Bubbs

What is a poserhawk?

My definition: A poserhawk is a hair style that is created when some absurd poser decides to spike their hair into a grotesque wanna-be mohawk. A poserhawk is when somebody sticks their hair into a central line similar to a mohawk.

Let me clarify why a poser hawk differs from a real mohawk. This is the real definiton of a mohawk, "a hairstyle in which the head is shaved bare except for a strip of hair".
Poserhawks still have hair besides the mohawk itself.
If you still do not understand, let me google you some examples!





Warning: This wanna-be hairstyle is only to be used by posers! If you have ever had or considered having hair like this you are officially a poser and you are condemned to suck diet Pepsi through a giant straw made out of cheese for the entirety of your poserful life!!!!

Some people may think having hair like this is "cute" or "cool" but the experts have now spoken!

Now there are unclear exeptions to this judgement. Many people I know have recently made themselves poserhawks, but they don't seem quite like posers. The expert's diagnosis suspects they are suffering from short term poserculosis sickness. This is a very rare and frightening mutation of human genetics creating an alien lifeform called... a POSER. If you know anyone who fits this description please ductape them in a styrofoam box, wrap it in tin foil, poke 6 holes in the box, one for each side, and ship it to Poserville, North Carolina immediately. The clinic there will provide new protoypes of medical treatment.

In conclusion, poserhawks are for posers. if you still don't understand what a poserhawk is, go pour Dr. Pepper on you left pinky toe until it turns green because you must be a poser.

If you actually want a mohawk, please have the guts to get it cut properly.