Saturday, February 17, 2007

A commentary on life :: " Note to self: Keep bail funds separate from coke"

Note to self: Keep bail funds separate from coke

First off, man gets pulled over for speeding. When he was pulled over, it was discovered that he had 48 grams of cocaine on his person. First off, if I was carrying cocaine around with me, I would try be as discreet as possible; i.e., going the speed limit.

Second, man wants to bail himself out of jail. He tells his mother to bring a safe with cash and cocaine in it to bail himself out. Hmm, let me bring more drugs straight to the police station so they don’t have to bother with a search warrant. That’s pure genius!

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