Zanzibarbarians, and Even More Aroused Apes!
Byshakka (Ben)
9/10/05
About Me
What's your full name? Benjamin Joseph Conner
Nickname? Conner, Connerman, Stacheman, Forsken
What do you prefer to be called? Conner
Age? 16 for a few more weeks
Do you look your age? not with my stache
DOB? October 7, 1988
Do you share a b-day with anyone famous? not to my knowledge
What color are your eyes? hazel
Hair color? brown
Height? about 6' I think
Weight? i dunno, about 170, 180
Do you think you can afford to lose weight? maybe but i'd rather eat
Are you straight, bi, gay? straight
School? Neillsville High school
Grade? 11
Pets? 3 cats, a rabbit, some fish
City You Live In? Neillsville
Live at home? ya
How many people do you live with? 4
How many brothers and sisters do you have? 1 sister and 1 brother
Do you like your parents? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you all know the answer to this one
Are you happy? sometimes
Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, or/and rings? no, just a watch
What colors are you wearing right now? green and black(just got off work)
What color is most of your clothes? white
Do you blow-dry your hair? no
Where's the weirdest place you've been? i dunno
Do you have your own car? no
What makes you unique in your own opinion? Zanzibarbarians!
Name your worst quality. don't know
Name your best. no idea
What would you like to do with your life? physicist. More math!
Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone. I can't think of anything offhand....
Boredom level (1-5). right now about a 3
Put a number next to the following in the order of importance, 1 being the most important.
Family- 7
Friends- 1
Money- 1
Shelter- 1
Food/Water- 1
Fun- 1
Drugs/Alcohol- 60
Life- like living? 4
Favorites
Favorite song? Liberi Fatali
Favorite movie? Star Wars Episode 3
Favorite pastime? friends and video games
Favorite vacation? my parents gone and me home
Favorite color? green
Favorite food? this is irrelevant, i don't have a favorite
Favorite restaurant? Hardee's cuz you get more food on your burger
Favorite mall? i dunno, they're kinda all the same
Favorite animal? dragon
Favorite actor/actress? Burnie from Roosterteeth
Favorite band/singer? evanescance
Favorite radio station? 92.7
Favorite TV show? Stargate Atlantis
Favorite day of the week? saturday
Favorite quote? "Speak your name, you who profane the light."-Famfrit
Favorite number? 666
Favorite cookie? cooked, preferably
Favorite soda? Mountain Dew
Favorite chocolate bar? Hershey's cookies and cream
Who is your favorite care bear? they all suck
Favorite color of post-it note? there's different colors?
Favorite card game to play? Magic:The Gathering
Favorite cereal? something with sugar in it
Favorite weather? pouring rain
Favorite berries? blueberrys
Favorite show growing up? Ducktales
Favorite song based on lyrics? Connected
Favorite song based on music? Liberi Fatali
Favorite poem? I hate poems
Favourite drink? Mountain Dew
Favorite movie when you were 10 years old? I don't remember, probably star wars
Favourite animated movie of all time? Bardock: the Father of Goku
Where is your favourite place to go? inside of my head
Favorite website? rvb.roosterteeth.com, www.vgcats.com, www.hogwartslive.com, www.magicthegathering.com
Favorite thing about winter? no allergies
Friends/Relationships
Do you have a bf or g/f? no
Do you have a crush? obviously
If you could use three words to describe your b/f or g/f? don't have one
You go to your b/f-g/f's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. What do you think? well, this defies all logical parameters
Your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. In their state of drunkenness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with someone else while you were together. They wake up the next morning with a slight memory that did something stupid. What do you do? cease speaking to them
Would you ever leave little notes to your g/f-f? i doubt it
Would you ever date someone outside of your social group? i dunno, ask me if it happens
Could you be called a Kinky person, a Hidden Kinky person, or an old fashioned person in bed? Why would anyone answer this?
How many ex-b/f or ex-g/f? 1
What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated? um, 10 months i think
(Guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower? embarassed
(Girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?
(Guys) your g/f has long beautiful hair, which you love, she comes to school the next day with a short crop cut. What do you HONESTLY think? Okay, whatever
(Girls) your b/f has hair you love. He comes to school the next day with a shiny head. What do you HONESTLY think?
If you could be in a relationship with anyone right now, who would it be? I bet you would all love to know.
What’s your idea of a perfect date? i dunno
Have you experienced it? if i don't know, then i can't have experienced it
Say you saw a really hot guy/girl at school one day and you had no idea who he was, would you talk to him/her? not unless they made first contact
What would you say to "break the ice"? here, use this icepick
Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area? this is getting R rated fast
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else? that chair thing at kerins where shelly attempted to take my seat
Who’s your best friend? um, probably caleb
Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? i don't trust anyone
You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opposite sex. How do you act and feel around that friend the next day? same as any other day
At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like the other even if it's only for a little bit. True or false? i dunno, true?
What's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opposite sex? i dunno
If someone said you were hot, what would you think? i knew someone in the world did!
(Girls) what's something about guys you don't get?
(Guys) what's something about girls you don't get? why they take offense so easily
What's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? i dunno
What's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? once again, i don't know
Which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now? that would be telling
Is it right to flirt if you have a b/f-g/f? no
Would you rather go ballroom dancing or square dancing? don't kare
Ever experience unconditional love? no
What's your opinion on love? what's yours?
What does love feel like to you? Isn't love already a feeling?
Do you love anyone? maybe, maybe not
This or That
Vanilla Ice THEN, or Vanilla Ice NOW? there's a difference?
Silver or Gold? silver
Zebras or Leopards? leopards
Zebra skin coats or leopard skin pants? how about jeans
Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? FIRE!
Letter or E-Mail? what, me write? e-mail
Buttons or Boxes? push da button
Florida or California? earthquakes or hurricanes? why? how about a nice disaster free zone?
Would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life? pasta
Would you rather be married in Venice, Italy, or Honolulu, Hawaii? don't care
Waffles or Pancakes? either, they're the same
Football or Rugby? football
Hat or Visor? hat
Ice Skating or Rollerblading? ice skating
Pizza or Burgers? burgers
Do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall asleep in 5 seconds? I always stay up for like an hour thinking
Would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls/guys school? how bout an all girl school where i'm the only guy? chachacha
Chalk or Crayons? crayons
Coffee, or tea? yuck
Sun or Moon? moon
School/TAFE/UNI? Que? No comprendo
Raining Days or Sunny Days? rain
Glass Half Empty or Half Full? all empty
Winter or Summer? winter, summer, they're the same, just one's warmer
Autumn or Spring? allergies all around, wow, what a choice
Dog or Cat or Fish? cat
Pool or Hot Tub? neither if possible
Shower or Bath? shower
Snail Mail or E-Mail? didn't they already ask this?
Phone or Letter? ugh, talking or writing
White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate? white chocolate
Cake or Ice Cream? both at once
Other
Which do you think would have the most interesting outcome after interbreeding- Llamas and pandas OR ostriches and prairie dogs? i don't think that's possible
If you believe in reincarnation, what would you come back as in your next life? a rock with teeth
What is your lucky number and why? 7777, because thats the best HP value on FF7
How many CD’s do you own? 2 or 3
What would your perfect day consist of? a lot of sleep and Halo and food
Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line? no
Have you ever written a survey? no
How about a song? no
Or maybe a poem? did i not previously state I hate poetry?
Do you read your horoscope? sometimes
If so, do you base your day on it? no
What is the best present you've ever given someone else? well, i gave my sister Pokemon saphire
What is the best present someone else has ever given to you? that's a good question
Do you like having your picture taken? CAMERA'S STEAL YOUR SOUL!
Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non? no
If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? Zanzibar. It has 2 z's in its name
Who would you take with you on this little adventure? heheheh wouldn't you like to know
What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? join the army
Would you ever do that? not likely
Have you ever done crossword puzzles? yes
Ever actually completed one? several
Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it? Is it the Black Man? asked Pearl.
Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? no
Would you put up posters in your room? yes
Can you sing? if i want to
Ever been in an airplane? yes
If so where were you flying to? around marshfield
How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? enough
Name one person your life is made better by? can't think of any offhand
If you could only talk to one person online who would that be? not kerin cuz she blocks me
What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance? Ghengis Khan
Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors? none
Name one of your passions in life? video games
Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on? Conner was a sexy beast.
How fast can you run? fast enough to outrun most people if I have to
What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so? I would be too sexy
Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it. flight. It's obvious what i would do with it. FLY! DUH!
When you’re talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? yes
Ever seriously questioned your sanity? no
What is the strangest thing you've ever done? i dunno
What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you? make me live as a minor at home forever
Are you a fast typer? moderately
Ever been to a farm? yes
Tell me about your dream last night. okay, i was fighting aliens with a pistol that turned into other guns
Ever seen a shooting star? i dunno
Have you ever written anything on your skin? yes
If so what? tienes un raton grande en tus pantalones
Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you. nice?
Ever looked directly at the sun? probably
Who do you miss? no one
Name something you just can't forget no matter how hard you try. nothing
If you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think? can I be immortal too?
What’s something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against him or her? came into existence
If you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it? yes
There's a high school that'll be on a cruise ship and you have the opportunity to go. It's your last year at school. Do you go for it? depends who comes with
Who do you want to take with you to the prom? How many ways can you rephrase: who do you like?
Wouldn’t you just love to hug someone right now? hehehehhe yes
Who do you wish you could kiss? read 2 questions back
Wanna live in a castle? oh yes
Do you talk to yourself? yes, in spanish
If you could go on the show BECOMING, who would you become? never seen it
What song would you do? i don't sing
Ever gone to the mall/movies just to hang out? with these gas prices?
Write the first thing that pops into your head: zanzibarbarians!
What’s the funest trip you've been on? student council retreat
Would you really stand up and walk out on me? i don't know you, why would i stay
What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? i dunno
Do you believe in God? most of the time
How many e-mail addresses do you own? 1
Would you ever go to the shops in your pj's? no!
What are three things you wish for? flight, a portal to another magical world, a girlfriend
If you won a million dollars but were forbidden to spend it on yourself on anything frivolous, how would you spend it? buying political favors
Who do you think plays the most significant role in your life? me
Do you like the person who sent this to you as a friend? sure, i guess
More than a friend? no
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you. i like your couches and tv
Is there something that you would like to tell the person that sent this to you...Or the people that you are going to send this to? Uds. tienen muchos ratones mas grandes en tus pantalones!
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