The Fair: Before work, Thursday.

Today is the first full day of the Clark County Fair. My life for the next four days consists of getting up early to clean toilets and empty trash cans. Oh joy. If that was all there was to it, the fair would be bad, but it wouldn't be as bad as it is. What really makes the fair bad is all the people: there are people everywhere! (Getting in your way when you try to work.) After a whole year of hardly having any interaction with people other than coworkers while on the job, you're now surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of people. It's like, "Just give me the peace and quiet of a deserted county park!"