So it's not any size then is it?

Mountain Dew

Dew at Oconee

Frosty joe... Mmm good

Stickered Nalgene

Back at oak street

Dew

Think AJ took this and texted it to me, and then my phone died, but this got saved off of it and ended up on my computer, so here it is. All hail the Dew!

Mountain dew voltage

Hydration.

The New Dew Logo

So maybe I'm starting to get old and dislike change, but I personally think the new Mountain Dew logo is kinda lame.  Seriously now... they just changed it like two or three years ago, and that wasn't too bad, but now this I think may be over the top.

Sparkling grape juice... mmm...

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Big Rig... Yeh...

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Mountain Dew

I'm all set for the road trip:

Zanzibarbarians, and Even More Aroused Apes! :: Old Randomer

Written by Ben (previously on Randomer):

Zanzibarbarians, and Even More Aroused Apes!

Byshakka (Ben)
9/10/05

About Me

What's your full name? Benjamin Joseph Conner

Nickname? Conner, Connerman, Stacheman, Forsken

What do you prefer to be called? Conner

Age? 16 for a few more weeks

Do you look your age? not with my stache

DOB? October 7, 1988

Do you share a b-day with anyone famous? not to my knowledge

What color are your eyes? hazel

Hair color? brown

Height? about 6' I think

Weight? i dunno, about 170, 180

Do you think you can afford to lose weight? maybe but i'd rather eat

Are you straight, bi, gay? straight

School? Neillsville High school

Grade? 11

Pets? 3 cats, a rabbit, some fish

City You Live In? Neillsville

Live at home? ya

How many people do you live with? 4

How many brothers and sisters do you have? 1 sister and 1 brother

Do you like your parents? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you all know the answer to this one

Are you happy? sometimes

Do you wear necklaces, bracelets, anklets, earrings, or/and rings? no, just a watch

What colors are you wearing right now? green and black(just got off work)

What color is most of your clothes? white

Do you blow-dry your hair? no

Where's the weirdest place you've been? i dunno

Do you have your own car? no

What makes you unique in your own opinion? Zanzibarbarians!

Name your worst quality. don't know

Name your best. no idea

What would you like to do with your life? physicist. More math!

Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone. I can't think of anything offhand....

Boredom level (1-5). right now about a 3

Put a number next to the following in the order of importance, 1 being the most important.

Family- 7

Friends- 1

Money- 1

Shelter- 1

Food/Water- 1

Fun- 1

Drugs/Alcohol- 60

Life- like living? 4

Favorites

Favorite song? Liberi Fatali

Favorite movie? Star Wars Episode 3

Favorite pastime? friends and video games

Favorite vacation? my parents gone and me home

Favorite color? green

Favorite food? this is irrelevant, i don't have a favorite

Favorite restaurant? Hardee's cuz you get more food on your burger

Favorite mall? i dunno, they're kinda all the same

Favorite animal? dragon

Favorite actor/actress? Burnie from Roosterteeth

Favorite band/singer? evanescance

Favorite radio station? 92.7

Favorite TV show? Stargate Atlantis

Favorite day of the week? saturday

Favorite quote? "Speak your name, you who profane the light."-Famfrit

Favorite number? 666

Favorite cookie? cooked, preferably

Favorite soda? Mountain Dew

Favorite chocolate bar? Hershey's cookies and cream

Who is your favorite care bear? they all suck

Favorite color of post-it note? there's different colors?

Favorite card game to play? Magic:The Gathering

Favorite cereal? something with sugar in it

Favorite weather? pouring rain

Favorite berries? blueberrys

Favorite show growing up? Ducktales

Favorite song based on lyrics? Connected

Favorite song based on music? Liberi Fatali

Favorite poem? I hate poems

Favourite drink? Mountain Dew

Favorite movie when you were 10 years old? I don't remember, probably star wars

Favourite animated movie of all time? Bardock: the Father of Goku

Where is your favourite place to go? inside of my head

Favorite website? rvb.roosterteeth.com, www.vgcats.com, www.hogwartslive.com, www.magicthegathering.com

Favorite thing about winter? no allergies

Friends/Relationships

Do you have a bf or g/f? no

Do you have a crush? obviously

If you could use three words to describe your b/f or g/f? don't have one

You go to your b/f-g/f's house for the first time and in his/her room, and everywhere is... you. What do you think? well, this defies all logical parameters

Your bf/gf gets drunk at a party. In their state of drunkenness, they babble about that one time they fooled around with someone else while you were together. They wake up the next morning with a slight memory that did something stupid. What do you do? cease speaking to them

Would you ever leave little notes to your g/f-f? i doubt it

Would you ever date someone outside of your social group? i dunno, ask me if it happens

Could you be called a Kinky person, a Hidden Kinky person, or an old fashioned person in bed? Why would anyone answer this?

How many ex-b/f or ex-g/f? 1

What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated? um, 10 months i think

(Guys) how would you feel if you gave a girl a flower? embarassed

(Girls) how would you feel if you got a flower from a guy?

(Guys) your g/f has long beautiful hair, which you love, she comes to school the next day with a short crop cut. What do you HONESTLY think? Okay, whatever

(Girls) your b/f has hair you love. He comes to school the next day with a shiny head. What do you HONESTLY think?

If you could be in a relationship with anyone right now, who would it be? I bet you would all love to know.

What’s your idea of a perfect date? i dunno

Have you experienced it? if i don't know, then i can't have experienced it

Say you saw a really hot guy/girl at school one day and you had no idea who he was, would you talk to him/her? not unless they made first contact

What would you say to "break the ice"? here, use this icepick

Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area? this is getting R rated fast

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else? that chair thing at kerins where shelly attempted to take my seat

Who’s your best friend? um, probably caleb

Which 5 people do you trust and are open with the most? i don't trust anyone

You have this uh, erotic dream about your friend of the opposite sex. How do you act and feel around that friend the next day? same as any other day

At one point in a girl/guy friendship one of them will like the other even if it's only for a little bit. True or false? i dunno, true?

What's a happy memory of a time you've spent with the opposite sex? i dunno

If someone said you were hot, what would you think? i knew someone in the world did!

(Girls) what's something about guys you don't get?

(Guys) what's something about girls you don't get? why they take offense so easily

What's one look trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? i dunno

What's one personality trait that attracts you to a guy/girl? once again, i don't know

Which guy/girl do you wish to be with RIGHT now? that would be telling

Is it right to flirt if you have a b/f-g/f? no

Would you rather go ballroom dancing or square dancing? don't kare

Ever experience unconditional love? no

What's your opinion on love? what's yours?

What does love feel like to you? Isn't love already a feeling?

Do you love anyone? maybe, maybe not

This or That

Vanilla Ice THEN, or Vanilla Ice NOW? there's a difference?

Silver or Gold? silver

Zebras or Leopards? leopards

Zebra skin coats or leopard skin pants? how about jeans

Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? FIRE!

Letter or E-Mail? what, me write? e-mail

Buttons or Boxes? push da button

Florida or California? earthquakes or hurricanes? why? how about a nice disaster free zone?

Would you rather eat sandwiches or pasta for the rest of your life? pasta

Would you rather be married in Venice, Italy, or Honolulu, Hawaii? don't care

Waffles or Pancakes? either, they're the same

Football or Rugby? football

Hat or Visor? hat

Ice Skating or Rollerblading? ice skating

Pizza or Burgers? burgers

Do you stay in bed thinking or do you fall asleep in 5 seconds? I always stay up for like an hour thinking

Would you rather go to a boarding school, private school, or an all girls/guys school? how bout an all girl school where i'm the only guy? chachacha

Chalk or Crayons? crayons

Coffee, or tea? yuck

Sun or Moon? moon

School/TAFE/UNI? Que? No comprendo

Raining Days or Sunny Days? rain

Glass Half Empty or Half Full? all empty

Winter or Summer? winter, summer, they're the same, just one's warmer

Autumn or Spring? allergies all around, wow, what a choice

Dog or Cat or Fish? cat

Pool or Hot Tub? neither if possible

Shower or Bath? shower

Snail Mail or E-Mail? didn't they already ask this?

Phone or Letter? ugh, talking or writing

White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate? white chocolate

Cake or Ice Cream? both at once

Other

Which do you think would have the most interesting outcome after interbreeding- Llamas and pandas OR ostriches and prairie dogs? i don't think that's possible

If you believe in reincarnation, what would you come back as in your next life? a rock with teeth

What is your lucky number and why? 7777, because thats the best HP value on FF7

How many CD’s do you own? 2 or 3

What would your perfect day consist of? a lot of sleep and Halo and food

Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone on line? no

Have you ever written a survey? no

How about a song? no

Or maybe a poem? did i not previously state I hate poetry?

Do you read your horoscope? sometimes

If so, do you base your day on it? no

What is the best present you've ever given someone else? well, i gave my sister Pokemon saphire

What is the best present someone else has ever given to you? that's a good question

Do you like having your picture taken? CAMERA'S STEAL YOUR SOUL!

Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non? no

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? Zanzibar. It has 2 z's in its name

Who would you take with you on this little adventure? heheheh wouldn't you like to know

What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? join the army

Would you ever do that? not likely

Have you ever done crossword puzzles? yes

Ever actually completed one? several

Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it? Is it the Black Man? asked Pearl.

Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? no

Would you put up posters in your room? yes

Can you sing? if i want to

Ever been in an airplane? yes

If so where were you flying to? around marshfield

How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? enough

Name one person your life is made better by? can't think of any offhand

If you could only talk to one person online who would that be? not kerin cuz she blocks me

What famous person dead or alive would you interview if you had the chance? Ghengis Khan

Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors? none

Name one of your passions in life? video games

Write one sentence stating what you want people to say about you after you've passed on? Conner was a sexy beast.

How fast can you run? fast enough to outrun most people if I have to

What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so? I would be too sexy

Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it. flight. It's obvious what i would do with it. FLY! DUH!

When you’re talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words? yes

Ever seriously questioned your sanity? no

What is the strangest thing you've ever done? i dunno

What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you? make me live as a minor at home forever

Are you a fast typer? moderately

Ever been to a farm? yes

Tell me about your dream last night. okay, i was fighting aliens with a pistol that turned into other guns

Ever seen a shooting star? i dunno

Have you ever written anything on your skin? yes

If so what? tienes un raton grande en tus pantalones

Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you. nice?

Ever looked directly at the sun? probably

Who do you miss? no one

Name something you just can't forget no matter how hard you try. nothing

If you woke up one morning and found out you were going to stay in the body you have now for the rest of your life, what would you think? can I be immortal too?

What’s something someone's done to make you hold a grudge against him or her? came into existence

If you had the chance to slow down your growth now and live to 500 years but it's like a 50 year old body by then, would you go for it? yes

There's a high school that'll be on a cruise ship and you have the opportunity to go. It's your last year at school. Do you go for it? depends who comes with

Who do you want to take with you to the prom? How many ways can you rephrase: who do you like?

Wouldn’t you just love to hug someone right now? hehehehhe yes

Who do you wish you could kiss? read 2 questions back

Wanna live in a castle? oh yes

Do you talk to yourself? yes, in spanish

If you could go on the show BECOMING, who would you become? never seen it

What song would you do? i don't sing

Ever gone to the mall/movies just to hang out? with these gas prices?

Write the first thing that pops into your head: zanzibarbarians!

What’s the funest trip you've been on? student council retreat

Would you really stand up and walk out on me? i don't know you, why would i stay

What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? i dunno

Do you believe in God? most of the time

How many e-mail addresses do you own? 1

Would you ever go to the shops in your pj's? no!

What are three things you wish for? flight, a portal to another magical world, a girlfriend

If you won a million dollars but were forbidden to spend it on yourself on anything frivolous, how would you spend it? buying political favors

Who do you think plays the most significant role in your life? me

Do you like the person who sent this to you as a friend? sure, i guess

More than a friend? no

Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you. i like your couches and tv

Is there something that you would like to tell the person that sent this to you...Or the people that you are going to send this to? Uds. tienen muchos ratones mas grandes en tus pantalones!

Sunny Delight is a Hallucinogen :: Old Randomer

Previously on Randomer:

Sunny Delight is a Hallucinogen

By Goo

Written: 10-24-06

Over the past couple of days I have been drinking a good deal of Sunny Delight due to the fact that Orange/Peach and Orange/Strawberry are 80 cents off at 99 cents for a 64 oz. jug.

Anyhow, last night I had some of the most absurd, gross dreams ever. At this time I will not detail what they contained.

The point being, over the past several weeks I have not been able to remember my dreams at all, and last night I had some SunnyD right before going to bed. One of the dreams that I had was so totally off the wall, I have no idea where it came from. It had pretty much no basis in reality at all. Well, it did, but it was soooo skewed, it really was amazing. Sunny Delight must be a hallucinogen.

sunny-d

I should really be doing homework right now, but I'm too busy screwing around/talking to people on the internet.

Today we played football after church, and it was a whole lot of fun! All of my best friends were there, so it was a pretty good game. My team won for the first time, and I caught quite a few passes and didn't drop too many. It was pretty stinking good.

Other than that, the highlight of my weekend was drinking that thing of Sunny Delight last night. MM that was good! I'll have to buy another one tomorrow night. Nah, maybe not. Mountainboarding was sweet. Hm, I'm tired, even though it isn't very late.

crazy amounts of sunny delight

I drank a thing of Sunny Delight at work today. It was like 80% off, and I was like: "64 ounces for 99 cents? I can't turn that down!" So I drank the whole thing. That was awesome! Now THIS blog has something of substance in it! By the way, it was the Orange/Strawberry SunnyD, and I highly recommend it.

Before work I went skiing in my back yard, worked on a mountainboarding video, and actually went mountainboarding for the first time in like forever! It was great to get out and ride. I hit Sardine Hill, and I think I have finally conquered it. I only fell like once, so I pretty much dominated that hill. I have conquered! Woot woot!

I really can't wait to go skiing. Skiing is my life, and I'm living a lie at the moment... because I haven't skied in about 6 months! GAR! I need some snow, yo!

PS I've been peeing like crazy from that Sunny D.

Do the Dew

By: Goo
1-25-06

For about the past week my watch has been dead. My battery croaked, and about 5 minutes has elapsed in the past 10 days. So, I decided that tonight would be the night that I would replace my watch battery. I just couldn’t wait any longer... my watch just needed a battery. “What’s so special about this watch?” my Mom asked more than once. Well let me tell you this is no ordinary watch. This is a limited edition Mountain Dew pocket watch that I got in the Dew U promotion a couple years ago. So this watch is special. I also acquired a sweet chain to go along with it. And, to top it all off, it has a neat flip up cover with a sneaky release button on the side. It is the coolest thing. You know those little things/habits that you just do when you’re bored? One of mine is opening and shutting my pocket watch. So anyway, I asked Nathan if he wanted to go on the expedition with me. He was game. We went up to the service counter in Pamida, and I asked the lady if she had a screw driver that I could use to open my watch up and find out what size battery I needed. “No, I don’t think we have anythingthat small,” was her reply. (Of course those weren’t her exact words, how am I supposed to remember that?) But here’s the kicker: she didn’t even look for one! How’s that for service, I tell ya. I work at a grocery store, and I alwayslook (unless I just got done looking for that item or something.)

Well then, obviously I’d ask for the next best thing: a knife. Right after the words came out of my mouth I decided that that was a rather odd question to be asking the store clerk, so it was back out to the van to look for something else that I could use for my purposes. Unfortunately, we came up dry.

I spotted Scott and Jamie going out to their cars, so I hailed them and asked them if they had anything that could be of use. No luck there.

Then it occurred to me to go look for a tiny screw driver in the hardware section. With Kevin’s (a person who works there) (I’m 60% sure that’s his name) help we located what I wanted. It was pretty nifty: a little plastic case with about 6 various little screwdrivers... could be very useful in the future.

After I purchased that, Nathan and I went out into the entrance way to disassemble my watch. Oddly enough, the flattest surface to work on was a stack of Miller Light.

There were people coming and going and Nathan kinda giggled. I was like “What’s so funny?”

“We must look pretty funny right now!” he responded. I realized that he was right; it did look pretty odd. Eventually we managed to extricate the battery, and with Kevin’s help (again), I managed to find a viable replacement.

Watch reassembled, time adjusted, and at the moment it is still working. And, I got several edbd (ask Mr. Volkman(hint: sound it out)) screw drivers out of the deal!

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